Gloww away the pain

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

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some-awkward-loser:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

dirtyalec:

maahamburger:

i just want boys to say cute things to me 

suck my dick

Cute Things

suck my dick in the rain

(Source: maahammy, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

sup-london:

"remember that time when yo-"

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and then yo-

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assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

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unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

(Source: ohsoswiftly, via drsuperwholock)

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

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